One
day, Mr. T was teaching the kids about milk, when all of a sudden he's interrupted.
Mr.T
checks out what's causing all the commotion.
T doesn't
like where this is heading.
The
kids are too foolish to listen, and too young to fully realize the dangers of
drugs.
Mr. T tries
to stop the kids, but they run off.
The
Weezer show will begin shortly, and Mr. T knows he must not allow that to happen,
or else the kids' fragile, impressionable minds will surely be warped forever.
But first, T has a hunch that Weezer has much more trouble up their sleeves,
so he decides to search for clues within their lyrics.
Then T turns on
Access Hollywood to catch up on the buzz from his latest Conan O'Brien appearance,
but instead he finds Pat O'Brien (Conan's adopted son) interviewing Weezer's frontman,
Rivers Cuomo. T begins to understand the details
behind the band's evil plot.
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